Literature : namely to help a beautiful woman crossing the street, even if you do not need help with Bashdazdvaj : Gambling casinos usually take a person 's life and is the most Kndalkl fraud : a valuable source of all things will preserve Raavraqchy secrets unless : that only the best drivers in the world Mydandaydh ideal woman : Husband and wife, equally capable and gentle care that his new car is the ideal Kndzvj behavior : Kerr and her husband Lalbvs·h : random guy that just a slap to the detriment of age Zndbyst : period when lover boy looking girls are looking Shvhrkhsys : who gets burned when her house for the money not to call the fire department Bdvdkhvsh : when a man thinks a woman on the phone to say goodbye the phone single Gzashtdvran : The period Shvdrfyq usually starts after marriage for men : one who always indebted to you Astsv’zn : trying to understand later generalized " man wishes it did not wish Danstsynma : where you talk behind Znndshq : trouble to forget it Krdsrkh skin must find a new love : happy man face with lipstick kisses his wife when Shvdsnjaq goodwill not only key to open the lock without any singles Shvdmrd : someone who is not yet a defect Dandmjz·h : Missy the last call Jim and Nrvdmvsh cinema : women in the middle of the night to raid the pockets of their husbands Znndhalv husband is wearing gloves instead of washing his hands as much as the wife buys
Feb 28, 2008
sms for ever
Ironically, a lot of prayer, the prayer room was carbon **************************************** one day I wanted to go ***** cemetery was closed flower shop to buy fruit instead ****************************** one day a man went out of the room being treated *************** going to pull over ********************** make a compass *********************** injury is hexagonal REVERSIBLE **************** Question of the day ***************************** are false shepherds : Mygnd : noun . Crying wolf answered dedicated farmer ******************************************* Gnjyshkh ** ..... engine was unconscious after the accident .... Myndaznsh cage ... I decided to put intelligence into bars .. cut your own hair .... Mvtvryh man says he was dirt on my head . .... One day a boy went ********************************************* woo tells her to sing lesson I will come back another time a guy says he does not mind ********************************** *********** God you get me off the sun , but you find you're with me once a year , I look around the year 365 ***************** the taste is one called **************************** Zarh SMS. Nominative say what ? Says: What's the message that vegetables Upscale ***************************************** you make one **** 3 candidates to pull out . You Khvabvnh goes home at night Khanvmsh one ear says: I knew a woman 's Dygm Vsth ****************************** the most beautiful star in the sky with my *************** say they lost contact but do not worry I wont let you lu ************** Shvhrtvn ******************************* best revenge of a woman who had brought Chngtvn you know what? I let mine stay Shvhrtvn ********************************************* the world population of over 6 billion is not a fool to tell me why you sent your message
Feb 27, 2008
Feb 22, 2008
sms va joke parsi
چندنفر داشتن میرفتن کوه، سرپرستشون (که از قضا لکنت زبون هم داشته) از وسط راه شروع می‌کنه میگه: چ چ چ.... ملت اول یکم نگاش می‌کنن ببینن چی‌میخواد بگه، بعد می‌بینن نمی‌تونه حرفش رو بزنه، بی‌خیال میشن و راه میافتن، این بابا هم همه مسیر همینجور هی میگفته چ..چ..چ.. وقتی میرسن بالا میخواستن چادر بزنن سرپرسته بالاخره میگه: چ..چ..چا..چا..چا..چادر یادم رفت! ملت میگن ای بابا رودتر می‌گفتی، حالا باید برگردیم پایین! تو راه برگشت سر پرسته هی میگفته: ش ش ش.. ولی ملت دیگه شاکی بودن و کسی توجه نمی‌کرده، وقتی میرسن پایین یارو بالاخره میگه: ش..ش..ش..شو..شو..شوخی کردم
یک بنده خدایی لنگ بوده و روی کشتی هم کار می کرد هروقت از سرکارش می آمده تمام بدنش خیس بوده زنش باهاش دعوا می کنه این چه وضعیه تو چرا هر وقت می آیی همه لباسهایت خیس استبنده خدا می گه هروقت کشتی را نگه می دارند می گویند لنگرو بندازید و من برمی دارن می ندازن تو دریا
Funny jokes and update
Two African Byayvn middle of a third person in the same climate of the African Ydfh finds a magic lamp . Later African Ghvlh coming out and saying a wish . Africans says white menu . Says that up to a third through the African laughter says what , why laugh? third said like this . After the African Dvmyh Ghvlh said : What do you want ? African saying: I am white . Again laughing through the third . Africans say why laugh? Third opening , said like this . Turns into the third . Ghvlh it asks : what you want . Third says that the two black now .
At dawn , the rooster and the fox began to read the tree from which he came close to passing . Foxes told you to say a prayer , come down to the congregational prayer is read. Rooster said : I just Muezzin I lay liturgist and dairy foot tree that was lying where noted. came roaring lion and the fox had fled . Cock said they did not want to read a prayer ? So where are you going ? Fox answered: I 'm going to renew ablution and come back !
At dawn , the rooster and the fox began to read the tree from which he came close to passing . Foxes told you to say a prayer , come down to the congregational prayer is read. Rooster said : I just Muezzin I lay liturgist and dairy foot tree that was lying where noted. came roaring lion and the fox had fled . Cock said they did not want to read a prayer ? So where are you going ? Fox answered: I 'm going to renew ablution and come back !
MS joke of everything.
Darvkhvnh Ghazanfar had a big day in front of the shop writes : the new insecticide . Then you have come a long one Darvkhvnh says: Excuse me, what's with this new insecticide ! The house was a cockroach ! Ghazanfar says: This drug is also Tzmynyh Jadida and return you to your Myryzyd drugs Chkvn a drop , then watch the cockroaches can mess up any of the beetles that did , three times a day ( morning and afternoon and night ), I saw two drops of each of these drugs Mychkvnyd , after a period of blind beetles were dying of hunger and themselves . bloke says' Oh well, you get the cockroaches that Mykshymshvn situ burning . Ghazanfar thinking goes , then one time says: Yeah well ozone the way !
A : This time I really tested my acting and was accepted to say how . Bkhvnyn . Director, said his role in this scene are just too short . Said not Mind ! Said Nmydyma money ! Said not Mind ! Said : What dialogue ? Said Nmydym show yourself ... you go behind a wall and there and become the next Moment you say : Ouch . said to loud sound. said no matter the voice was later dubbed !
Once exposed to the neighbor 's house and asked him to make a pot . Within the neighborhood . Then a few days later with a pot boiler has revealed . Neighbor asked with surprise the other pot 's pot, a skillet bear and the Mulla replied that neighbor happily accepted. Few days later asking Mullah Pot neighbors had hoped to bring pot , pot, pot was not revealed to him , and he died . neighbors to get their boilers and boiler house Mullah brought upon themselves . , but Mullah crying man replied that the pot . Asked the surprised neighbor dies unless the boiler ? Mulla said : This is like the pot before the birth of the male species ! !
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