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چندنفر داشتن میرفتن کوه، سرپرستشون (که از قضا لکنت زبون هم داشته) از وسط راه شروع می‌کنه میگه: چ چ چ.... ملت اول یکم نگاش می‌کنن ببینن چی‌میخواد بگه،‌ بعد می‌بینن نمی‌تونه حرفش رو بزنه، بی‌خیال میشن و راه میافتن، این بابا هم همه مسیر همینجور هی ‌میگفته چ..چ..چ.. وقتی میرسن بالا میخواستن چادر بزنن سرپرسته بالاخره میگه: ‌چ..چ..چا..چا..چا..چادر یادم رفت! ملت میگن ای بابا رودتر می‌گفتی، حالا باید برگردیم پایین! تو راه برگشت سر پرسته هی میگفته: ش ش ش.. ولی ملت دیگه شاکی بودن و کسی توجه نمی‌کرده، وقتی می‌رسن پایین یارو بالاخره میگه: ش..ش..ش..شو..شو..شوخی کردم

یک بنده خدایی لنگ بوده و روی کشتی هم کار می کرد هروقت از سرکارش می آمده تمام بدنش خیس بوده زنش باهاش دعوا می کنه این چه وضعیه تو چرا هر وقت می آیی همه لباسهایت خیس استبنده خدا می گه هروقت کشتی را نگه می دارند می گویند لنگرو بندازید و من برمی دارن می ندازن تو دریا

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Two African Byayvn middle of a third person in the same climate of the African Ydfh finds a magic lamp . Later African Ghvlh coming out and saying a wish . Africans says white menu . Says that up to a third through the African laughter says what , why laugh? third said like this . After the African Dvmyh Ghvlh said : What do you want ? African saying: I am white . Again laughing through the third . Africans say why laugh? Third opening , said like this . Turns into the third . Ghvlh it asks : what you want . Third says that the two black now .
At dawn , the rooster and the fox began to read the tree from which he came close to passing . Foxes told you to say a prayer , come down to the congregational prayer is read. Rooster said : I just Muezzin I lay liturgist and dairy foot tree that was lying where noted. came roaring lion and the fox had fled . Cock said they did not want to read a prayer ? So where are you going ? Fox answered: I 'm going to renew ablution and come back !

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Darvkhvnh Ghazanfar had a big day in front of the shop writes : the new insecticide . Then you have come a long one Darvkhvnh says: Excuse me, what's with this new insecticide ! The house was a cockroach ! Ghazanfar says: This drug is also Tzmynyh Jadida and return you to your Myryzyd drugs Chkvn a drop , then watch the cockroaches can mess up any of the beetles that did , three times a day ( morning and afternoon and night ), I saw two drops of each of these drugs Mychkvnyd , after a period of blind beetles were dying of hunger and themselves . bloke says' Oh well, you get the cockroaches that Mykshymshvn situ burning . Ghazanfar thinking goes , then one time says: Yeah well ozone the way !
A : This time I really tested my acting and was accepted to say how . Bkhvnyn . Director, said his role in this scene are just too short . Said not Mind ! Said Nmydyma money ! Said not Mind ! Said : What dialogue ? Said Nmydym show yourself ... you go behind a wall and there and become the next Moment you say : Ouch . said to loud sound. said no matter the voice was later dubbed !
Once exposed to the neighbor 's house and asked him to make a pot . Within the neighborhood . Then a few days later with a pot boiler has revealed . Neighbor asked with surprise the other pot 's pot, a skillet bear and the Mulla replied that neighbor happily accepted. Few days later asking Mullah Pot neighbors had hoped to bring pot , pot, pot was not revealed to him , and he died . neighbors to get their boilers and boiler house Mullah brought upon themselves . , but Mullah crying man replied that the pot . Asked the surprised neighbor dies unless the boiler ? Mulla said : This is like the pot before the birth of the male species ! !